1. Let's get weird.

steven-stoned:

OH MY FUCKING GOD OKAY I WAS IN MY BIOLOGY LESSON JUST NOW AND WE WERE LEARNING ABOUT PLANT SEX ORGANS AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT CUCUMBERS AND WE MADE OUR TEACHER TYPE “WHAT SEX ARE CUCUMBERS?” INTO GOOGLE AN D SHE CLICKED ON THE FIRST LINK WITHOUT THINKING AND IT WAS A FUCKING GALLERY OF IMAGES OF SEXUAL PENETRATION USING CUCUMBERS AN D SHE SCREAMED AND SHE WAS TRYING TO GET I T OFF THE SCREEN AND I WAS FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

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"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"

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erectdick:

same

stupidassbitches:

I hate it when people think someone liking them “too much” is a bad thing. Like this person sees and adores every single piece of you. They accept your good and bad parts and people should be grateful for that.

Aghhhhh ^^^this, yaaaas this

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if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

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rnonopoly:

math

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